Cats

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.  Cats have never forgotten this." -- Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -- Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -- English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."  -- Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -- Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

"There are many intelligent species in the universe.   They are all owned by cats." -- Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.  The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -- Albert Schweitzer

"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -- Ernest Menaul

"Dogs believe they are human.  Cats believe they are God."  -- Unknown

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -- Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel.  True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch

"My husband said it was him or the cat...  I miss him sometimes."  -- Unknown

"I got rid of my husband.  The cat was allergic." -- Unknown

from Vegetarian Christian newsgroup
October 1999

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