women really want....
Young King Arthur was ambushed and
imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could
have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So the
monarch offered him freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult
question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer; if, after a
year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.
The question: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the
most knowledgeable man, and, to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible
query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began
to poll everybody: the princess, the prostitutes, the priests, the wise
men, the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could
give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult
the old witch--only she would know the answer.
The price would be high; the witch was
famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no alternative but to
talk to the witch. She agreed to answer his question, but he'd have to
accept her price first: The old witch wanted to marry Gawain, the most
noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified: She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises ... etc. He had
never encountered such a repugnant creature. He refused to force his
friend to marry her and have to endure such a burden.
Gawain, upon learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He told him
that nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation
of the Round Table. Hence, their wedding was proclaimed, and the witch
answered Arthur's question thus:
What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own life.
Everyone instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and
that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was. The neighboring
monarch granted Arthur total freedom.
What a wedding Gawain and the witch had! Arthur was torn between relief
and anguish. Gawain was proper as always, gentle and courteous.
The old witch put her worst manners on display, and generally made
everyone very uncomfortable.
The honeymoon hour approached. Gawain, steeling himself for a horrific experience,
entered the bedroom. But what a sight awaited him! The most beautiful
woman he'd ever seen lay before him! The astounded Gawain asked what had
happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when
she'd appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible,
deformed self half the time, and the other half, she would be her
beautiful maiden self. Which would he want her to be during the day, and
which during the night?
What a cruel question! Gawain pondered
his predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his
friends, but at night, in the privacy of his home, an old witch? Or
would he prefer having by day a hideous witch, but by night a beautiful
woman with whom to enjoy many intimate moments?
Noble Gawain replied that he would let her choose for herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her